“MY WAY” TOUR, JUNE, 1988 –
TO DARWIN AND BACK –
Jim Foxon’s Meanderings.
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Twas on the eighth of June
‘Twas worse by far than when I went
Upon my honeymoon
The wife was up and down all night.
(It wasn’t what you think).
The waterworks were quite all right.
We’d never had a drink.
~
Upon that morn at half past five
We had to catch a bus.
So mother stayed awake all night.
What a bloody fuss!
~
For SHE kept ME awake as well –
Nearly drove me barmy!
Brought back all those awful years
That I’d spent in the army.
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And when we got out in the cold
Of morn – stars in the sky!
‘Twas cold enough to freeze ’em off!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
~
But when we climbed aboard the bus
So mis-er-ab-le still,
We both thawed out a little bit.
We met a Ted called Hill.
~
The red-rimmed dawn came up and Ted
Unfurled the Aussie flag.
“Sing loud the National Anthem chaps –
No one’s allowed to lag!”
~
“Just sing, and don’t salute,” Ted said,
“The bus is rather jerky.
If you stand up and then salute,
You’ll fall head over turkey.”
~
That night up in Toowoomba
We all sat down to dine.
We’d had a session in the pu
With Fosters, Scotch and wine.
~
Thus while we exercised the fang,
No one was really stinking.
Yet still and all there’d been a bit
Of fairly serious drinking.
~
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To say it’s merely pretty
Would greatly under-rate.
~
The neat, attractive gardens
The eye continually meets,
The bright and lovely houses,
The wide and sweeping streets.
~
Then on to Miles, a well kept town,
With Pioneer Museum.
Were all such things so well concealed,
Most folk would never see ‘em.
~
In central Queensland Roma is
Where boab trees abound.
They line its dusty, faded streets,
Misshapen, portly, round.
~
At Charleville straw hats appeared,
Fitted by Baz and Ted.
The fitting was a trifle weird,
But each lid found its head.
~
Yet there’s a price we have to pay
For anti-sun protection.
Our hats are marked with “Tours My-way”
Er…….”Myway Tours.” (Correction).
~
We saw the Stockman’s Hall of Fame –
Queen Liz was at this spot.
From miles around the people came;
The sun was flamin’ hot!
~
When she was asked just how she felt
The Queen said, “Well, of course,
My anal pain recalls the taim
When I fell orf my horse!”
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In central Queensland towns, you know,
All people far and near
Will only wash in water, but –
They drink the Fourex beer!
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In Winton’s pub I said: “Now mate –
Your water’s rather strong.
You pump, I guess, outside the town,
From some old billabong?”
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“This water, mate,” says he, “don’t come
From any billabong.
It comes from DEEP BELOW, and hence –
The bloody awful pong.”
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“I must confess,” said I, “that beer
Is better…Even stout.”
“Good-oh,” he said. “I’ll order two!
And don’t forget…Your shout!”
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We’re taking off for Darwin now.
Say, just how does that seize ya?
Darwin! – Lovely northern jewel!
The next stop…Indonesia!
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The initial start of the poem seems a little slow gradually gathering steam , I love the interjection of Australian slang it fits like a glove encapsulating authentic Australians , as we are taken on a mystery tour of famous country towns and shown their dramatis personae . Although the prose seems simple and in rhyme it is refreshing to read and brings a smile to my face as the story tells me of familiar characteristics and of events most couples would understand .It is a lovely ditty of Australian individuality written by a born again Australian .
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From Lynda
I enjoy Jim’s poetry. The apparently simply rhyming makes it so easy to read. His words truly paint pictures, and I can’t help but smile. A tonic.
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